70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband

What age comes to mind when someone is mentioned as being โ€œoldโ€? That age keeps getting older as we move closer to it, so this is a fascinating question.

When we are young, we may consider someone in their 30s to be old, but when we are 50 or older, we consider someone in their 70s to be still relatively young.

Many people have a misperception about โ€œoldโ€ people, which is that as you get older, you start to lose the zest for life. This 70-year-old widow disproves that theory by placing a husband-wanted ad in the newspaper.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry againโ€ฆ She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

โ€œHusband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.โ€

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

โ€œYouโ€™re not really asking me to consider you, are you?โ€ the widow asked: โ€œJust look at you โ€“ you have no legs!โ€

The old gent smiled: โ€œTherefore, I cannot run around on you!โ€

โ€œYou donโ€™t have any arms either!โ€ she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled: โ€œTherefore, I can never beat you!โ€

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: โ€œAre you still good in bed?โ€

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile, and said: โ€œI rang the doorbell, didnโ€™t I?โ€


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