Year: 2023
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Typically Sold-Out Garth Brooks Plays to a Half-Empty Arena: “It Was Embarrassing”
When country superstar Garth Brooks puts on a show, it typically sells out. Seats almost always sell in the secondary market for thousands. Last night, the singer learned that vilifying your own fan base and calling them a-holes is a costly endeavor. In his first live appearance since the speech that lost him millions of…
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Anheuser Busch Has Officially Thrown Out More Bud Light Than it has Sold in 2023
Bud Light’s troubles may have begun with Kid Rock shooting a bunch of cans, but that’s not where they end. Never mind the slumping sales and tumbling stock prices. Anheuser Busch has a far larger problem: expired beer. According to quarterly earnings reports submitted to the FCAAD, the company claims it “discarded more product than…
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Husband made a snide remark about his wife’s weight and her response is absolutely perfect
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the…
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S*xy christmas and Thanksgiving Tattoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then…
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They Scoffed At The Poor Woman Who Liked A Dress She Couldn’t Afford. But Were In Utter Shock When This Happened.
The security clerk pretended to check tickets on the dress rack nearest the door. Her eyes carefully scanned a woman who stood hesitatingly just inside the boutique door. The clerk took a quick mental snapshot—old shoes with run-over heels, a small run in her right stocking, out of-style leather handbag, crinkly black nylon dress at…