Category: Satire
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Elon Musk: “It’s Time To Put Bill Gates In Prison”
In an unexpected twist in the billionaire saga that has captivated audiences for years, Elon Musk, the audacious CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, recently made headlines by suggesting that tech magnate Bill Gates deserves some time behind bars. Was it over monopolizing the personal computer market? Or perhaps due to a disagreement on whose rockets…
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“It’s Done”: NCAA Transfers All Medals from Lia Thomas to Riley Gaines
In a groundbreaking and decisive move, the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) has announced the complete transfer of all medals awarded to Lia Thomas to fellow swimmer Riley Gaines. This unprecedented decision marks a significant shift in the ongoing discourse surrounding fairness, inclusivity, and the evolving landscape of competitive sports. As the sporting community grapples…
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“Can’t Handle His Wokeness”: Mel Gibson Shuns ‘Woke’ Rob Reiner’s $35 Million Project
In the latest twist in Hollywood’s never-ending saga of creative collaborations, Mel Gibson has taken a bold stand against what he perceives as an invasion of wokeness in the industry. The actor, known for his candid remarks and a career that has weathered its fair share of storms, has recently refused to participate in Rob…
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“He’s Too Much Woke”: Sylvester Stallone Drops Out of $1 Billion Project With ‘Creepy’ Robert De Niro
In a surprising turn of events, Hollywood is abuzz with the news that Sylvester Stallone has decided to drop out of a colossal $1 billion project, citing what he deems as Robert De Niro’s excessive ‘wokeness.’ Stallone, a cinematic icon renowned for his roles in the “Rocky” and “Rambo” franchises, made the announcement, igniting discussions…
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Riley Gaines Lays Into Whoopi Goldberg: “You Don’t Care About Women”
When producers at “The View” invited Riley Gaines on to set the record straight, they probably figured Whoopi Goldberg would have a field day with her. They were wrong. Ms. Gaines joined the show remotely to tell the audience what it felt like to lose to a biological male twice her size. Before she could…