A Big Old Lion Woke Up One Morning.

A big old lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals .

So, he went out, cornered a small monkey and roared at it as loud as he could,

โ€œWho is mightiest of all jungle animals?โ€

The trembling monkey says,

โ€œYou are, mighty lion!

โ€œLater, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, โ€œ

Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?โ€

The terrified wildebeest stammers,

โ€œOh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!โ€

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,

โ€œWho is the mightiest of all jungle animals?โ€

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, and slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feel
like it had been run over by a safari wagon.

The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla and then ambled away.

The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant,

โ€œGeez, just because you donโ€™t know the answer, you donโ€™t have to get so pissed off!โ€


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