A Blonde Woman Is Asked to Take Two Chimpanzees to the San Diego Zoo

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, โ€œAre you going to San Diego?โ€

โ€œSure,โ€ answered the blonde, โ€œdo you need a lift?โ€

โ€œNot for me. Iโ€™ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truc k. My problem is Iโ€™ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. Theyโ€™re a bit stressed already so I donโ€™t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? Iโ€™ll give you $100 for your trouble.โ€

โ€œIโ€™d be happy to,โ€ said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blondeโ€™s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. โ€œWhat are you doing here?โ€ he demanded, โ€œI gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.โ€

โ€œYes, I know you did,โ€ said the blonde. โ€œBut we had money left over so now weโ€™re going to Sea World.โ€


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