H โ โHello?โ
W โ โHoney, itโs me. Are you at the club?โ
H โ โYes.โ
W โ โGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. Itโs absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?โ
H โ โWhatโs the price?โ
W โ โOnly $1,500.00.โ
H โ โWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that muchโฆโ
W โ โAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good priceโฆand since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last yearโฆโ
H-โWhat price did he quote you?โ
W โ โOnly $60,000โฆ
H โ โOK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.โ
W โ โGreat! But before we hang up, something elseโฆโ
H โ โWhat?โ
W โ โIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account andโฆI stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. Itโs on sale!!
Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.โ
H โ โHow much are they asking?โ
W โ โOnly $450,000 โ a magnificent priceโฆand I see that we have that much in the bank to coverโฆโ
H โ โWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?โ
W โ โOK, sweetieโฆThanks! Iโll see you later!! I love you!!!โ
H โ โByeโฆI love u tooโฆโ
The man hangs up, closes the phoneโs flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
โDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to?โ
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