Wife Calls A Husband.

Husband โ€“ โ€œYes.โ€ ,, Wife โ€“ โ€œGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. Itโ€™s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?โ€ Husband โ€“ โ€œWhatโ€™s the price?โ€ ,, Wife โ€“ โ€œOnly $1,500.00.โ€ Husband โ€“ โ€œWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that muchโ€ฆโ€ ,, W โ€“ โ€œAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good priceโ€ฆand since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last yearโ€ฆโ€ Husband-โ€œWhat price did he quote you?โ€ ,, Wife โ€“ โ€œOnly $60,000โ€ฆ H โ€“ โ€œOK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.โ€ ,, Wife โ€“ โ€œGreat! But before we hang up, something elseโ€ฆโ€ Husband โ€“ โ€œWhat?โ€ ,, Wife โ€“ โ€œIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account andโ€ฆI stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. Itโ€™s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.โ€ Husband โ€“ โ€œHow much are they asking?โ€ ,, Wife โ€“ โ€œOnly $450,000 โ€“ a magnificent priceโ€ฆand I see that we have that much in the bank to coverโ€ฆโ€ Husband โ€“ โ€œWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?โ€ ,, Wife โ€“ โ€œOK, sweetieโ€ฆThanks! Iโ€™ll see you later!! I love you!!!โ€ H โ€“ โ€œByeโ€ฆI love u tooโ€ฆโ€ The man hangs up, closes the phoneโ€™s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:โ€œDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to


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