An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, โ€œSeven points! โ€His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, โ€œWhat are you talking about? โ€

Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, โ€œTouchdown! Tie game!

โ€ After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, โ€œAha, 14 to 7!Iโ€™m back in the lead! โ€

Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned, โ€œTouchdown, tie game again! โ€ Then, with a small squeaker, she added, โ€œField goal!


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