An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, โSeven points! โHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, โWhat are you talking about? โ
Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, โTouchdown! Tie game!
โ After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, โAha, 14 to 7!Iโm back in the lead! โ
Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned, โTouchdown, tie game again! โ Then, with a small squeaker, she added, โField goal!
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