4 Married Guys Start Talking About Their Wives While Fishing

What do men talk about when they are fishing?

The conversation will often involve sports or perhaps something that they feel is interesting in their lives. If the men are married, however, one of the things that they are likely to talk about would include their wives.

That was the case with these four men who went out fishing together and decided that they would discuss what was necessary in order for them to be out for the day.

Many of them were lamenting the fact that they would have to go through a โ€˜honey-doโ€™ list but one man had a brilliant idea that probably had the rest of them feeling quite jealous. Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:

First guy: โ€œYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.โ€

Second guy: โ€œThatโ€™s nothing! I had to promise my wife Iโ€™d build her a new deck for the pool.โ€

Third guy: โ€œMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that Iโ€™ll remodel the kitchen for her.โ€

They continued to fish until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they asked him. โ€œYou havenโ€™t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. Whatโ€™s the deal?โ€

Fourth guy: โ€œI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, โ€œFishing, or Sex,โ€ and she said, โ€œWear a sweater.โ€


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