Johnny Had A Job At An Ice Cream Parlour.

Little Johnny had a job at an ice cream parlour.
Guy comes in and says I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate.
Johnny says we don’t have any chocolate sorry.

Guy says OK I’ll have a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.
Little Johnny says I just told you we don’t have any chocolate we’re out.
Guy says OK I’ll have a scoop of butter pecan and a scoop of chocolate.

Little Johnny says I’m sorry we’re out of chocolate I keep telling you.
Then Little Johnny says to the guy can you spell the van in vanilla and the guy says sure VAN.
Then he says can you spell the straw in the strawberry guy says STRAW.

Little Johnny says
Good job.
Now can you spell the f*-ck in chocolate?

The guy says there’s no f*ck in chocolate.
Little Johnny says that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!