Johnny Walks Into A General Store

Little Johnny walks into a general store, walks up to the owner and asks for a job.

The owner says: โ€œYou think youโ€™d make a good salesman?โ€

The Little Johnny says: โ€œI donโ€™t know. I think so.โ€

Owner says. โ€œIโ€™ll tell you what. Next customer comes in, you watch me. If you think you can do what I do, you have a job!โ€

A few minutes later a customer comes in.

The owner of the store says: โ€œCan I help you?โ€

The customer says: โ€œYes. Iโ€™d like to buy a bag of grass seed.โ€

โ€œNo problem.โ€ Says the owner as he reaches for a bag of grass seed. โ€œDo you think you might want a lawnmower with that?โ€

โ€œLawnmower?โ€ Says the customer.

โ€œYeah.โ€ Says the owner. โ€œYou plant that grass seed, youโ€™re gonna have a lot of grass to cut. You might want to get a lawnmower too.โ€

The customer thinks itโ€™s a great idea and agrees.

The owner sells him the grass seed and the lawnmower and the customer leaves.

The owner turns to the Little Johnny and says.

โ€œSee that? Thatโ€™s selling! The guy wanted some grass seed and I sold him a lawnmower too! You think you can do that?โ€

The Little Johnny says. โ€œYeah, he can do that.โ€

So the owner says: โ€œGreat. Next customer comes in is yours. Iโ€™ll just stand here quietly and watch. Weโ€™ll see how you do.โ€

A few minutes pass by and another customer comes in.

The Little Johnny says. โ€œCan I help you?โ€

The customer says. โ€œYes. Iโ€™d like to buy a box of Tampax for my wife.โ€

โ€œNo problem.โ€ Says the Little Johnny as he reaches for the box of Tampax.

โ€œDo you think you might want a lawnmower with that?โ€

โ€œLawnmower?โ€ Says the customer.

โ€œYeah.โ€ Says the Little Johnny.

โ€œYouโ€™re not going to be doing anything else for the next 7 days, you might as well cut the grass!โ€


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