A Jumbo Jet Is Just Coming Into The Toronto. This Will Make You Go ROFL.

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach.

The pilot comes on the intercom,

โ€œThis is your Captain. Weโ€™re on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto.โ€

He forgets to switch off the intercom, and the whole plane can hear his conversation with his co-pilot.

The copilot says to the pilot,

โ€œWell, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto?โ€

โ€œWell,โ€ says the skipper,

โ€œFirst Iโ€™m gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap . . . then Iโ€™m gonna take that new stewardess with the huge ta-tas out for dinner . . . . then Iโ€™m gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night long!โ€

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the isles, trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.

Sheโ€™s so embarrassed that she tries to run to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old ladyโ€™s bag and falls on her face.

The old lady leans over and says:

โ€œNo need to hurry, dear. Heโ€™s gonna take a sh!t first.โ€


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