Grand Opening at Garth Brooks’ New Bar Draws “Maybe a Dozen People”

Garth Brooks made the awful decision to not only endorse Bud Light, but to call the majority of Americans “assholes.” Last night, karma paid him back.

The Grand Opening Celebration of his new bar in downtown Nashville, Friends In Low Places, was a complete flop.

“It’s not that it wasn’t well-organized or under-advertised,” said bar manager Joe Barron, “It’s that Garth had to come out and say what he did a week before our big night.”

Barron says he quit the bar after midnight came and the customer count reached “just over a dozen.” ‘I was livid, he said, “I spent like $300 on a white hat to match his feel-good attitude. Now I’m looking for work again.”


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